Santa better step up his game for Christmas this year *twists mustache*

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

LOOK at me I’m Santa Claus!!!! HA HA!!!!!

Friend: Hi! Nice Mustach?

Jean: Thanks! (Eats the mustach)

Friend: Whaaattt???!! (faints)

I Mustache Mustaches.

do you like my mustache?

I’m the new Santa with a better mustache!

God gave me these crops as a Christmas blessing.

Is there some thing on my face?

It’s beginning to smell a lot like… wheat?

I want a mustache for Christmas!

Ha who says I can’t be Santa I think I’m rocking it!

WHEAT you want for Chirstmas.

don’t sneeze I need to take a pict… ah ah choo!! noooooo!

dress-up really is the best!!

You better be good, or else you’ll get wheat in your stocking! AKA coal

Do ya think I am sensitive to wheat?
I think not.
Do ya like my mustache?

I wanted to be a man, so I decided to grow a wheat beard!

Hey, Jean, I think you trim your beard just a tiny bit!

Hey what do you think of my rad beard ? So merry weetmas and a a-choo year

This mustache tastes… Good!

Do you want wheat in your cookies, Santa?

Uh oh! I shouldn’t have eaten those seeds… I’m growing plants!

Does it smell funny out here, or is it just me?

I mustache you a question, do you think this is too corny?

Nice mustache dude!

This might take a while to shave…

Hmmm… I think I need to trim my moustache soon….

“You can call me Sir Wheat’s a Lot!”

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!

Hmm, now where did that last piece of barley go?

Humm…let’s go look in the mirror,
WHAT HAPPENED!?

Santa with a corn beard!

Just call me Santa Wheat Whiskers

Ho Ho Ho merry Christmas and a happy new year!

ho ho ho merry a-choooooo to one and all

Does this look like Santa’s beard?

Want some bread take my mustache!

No need to wait to be a man to grow a corny moustache!

Do you like my corny mustache?

It’s a little bit corny!

Ho, ho-achoo! Sorry, I’m allergic to wheat

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas. Wait, SANTA CLAUS, you forgot your little helper!!!

The life cycle of oatmeal!

I hope Rudolph doesn’t come along.

DID You know that wheat is a magnet? It is.

Wow! I guess wishes do come true!

achoo!

Mom! I think I grew a mustache! It smells weird though…

DAAAAAD i need a shaving lesson!!!

Merry Christmas!
From Mr. Mustache Man.

“Look at me, I’m Old Saint Wheat!”

Santa is not the only one who has a mustache now!

Which way to the North Pole?

Ho ho ho like my mustache? Oh give me a second I need to stroke it.

You know I think I like this mustache idea, but I’m not quite sure about the smell.

Warning:
Santa Claus has cut of his mustache and beard on accident. When he comes into your home, he will now have a hay stock for a mustache!!

Looks like Santa lost his beard….and grew wheat!!!

I mustache you a question

Rudolph the red nosed rainbeard, oh wait, this is santa.

“Hey guys, do I need to trim my mustache?”

Now I need to find a manly beard.

Hmm. I got the hat, check, the mustache, check. Now where’s my beard?!

Ho Ho Ho…Achoo!

You can call me . . . Santa Claus the corny joke giver. Ho ha ha!

Look mom! I’m Santa! Wait … where’s my elf?

Ho-Ho-Ho! Whoa! Is it that time already?

“And I call this mustache the ‘looks like wheat and feels like it too’.”

The new summer Santa, with a mustache, yeah we get two Christmases!

I MUST-STASH your presents under the tree.

Do you like my wheaty mustache?

It’s santa, but instead of presents you get corn!

Hi I’m Santa and I have a wheat mustache!

“Man, my face feels so itchy! I wonder why?!”

Nice mustache, Santa!

Hello, I’m Mr. Have-A-Wheat Mustache.

Wow! That growing powder worked really-achoo!- fast.

NEWS FLASH! Santa Claus found, younger excepted!

Like my mustache? Hey why don’t you like my mustache, it’s the new style!

I have a mustache!!

Instant mustache! I’ll sell it to you for $100.99!

Do I look like Santa Clause yet?

Aw man, I forgot to trim my mustache again!

“Hey where did that last piece of corn go?”

Hey is this supposed to be a fake mustache or something it’s making my nose tickle.

When is this photoshoot gonna be over, I just wan’t the presents!

Jean: I mustache you a question
You: what?
Jean: do you like my mustache?

Look mom I’m Santa! HO HO HO!

The corn! It’s floating! I told you magic was real!Also, do you like my hat?

“I didn’t know Santa had that big of a mustache!”

Merry Grainmas to every corn stock!

Do you see my trick?! No hands touching!!

Weat wish you a merry Christmas and ah ah ah ah achoo!… a happy New Year. That tickled 😉 !

Hey! Look how long my mustache grew!

Finally, my hands have a break!

who knew mustaches were edible?

Wow, this wind is stronger than I thought! Watch out, world!

I mustache have you been naughty or nice this year?

“This is very itchy.”

ho ho ho merry wheatmass

Am I too young for a mustache?

Jean just can’t WHEAT for Christmas.

That’s one wheaty mustache!

The pizzas in the oven, Uhh, I mean, on my face….

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
You like my mustache?

Mom isn’t a little too early to put this hat on me and a little late to give me this grain mustache?
Ok maybe I am just doing it so people will give me a gift.

Look mom, I grew a mustache!

Dum da de dum… nothing suspicious here!

Whoa. I think this “little project” got a little too big.

Anybody like my mustache?

Jean: Um, did I get this wrong? Is Santa Clause more known for his big beard than his mustache?

I didn’t know wheat could fly!!

Ho Ho Ho! This wheat I will eat!

Like my mustache?

Oh, no, I forgot I was allergic to corn! Ahh Ahh Chew!

It’s Wear-A-Moustache Week! Will y’all join me?

Would you like to borrow my mustache for Christmas?

Look! My mustache in the cornfield!

Do you like my hat? And my mustache?

Hey, I hope this mustache doesn’t catch fire when I go down all those chimneys!

Is this too corny for you?

I’m coming for your job, Santa! Wheat, how do I get to the North Pole again?

Jean: Can you take this picture quick!? This wheat is getting heavy!

Ahhh! I think my mustache grew too long!

Wheat wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy New year!

I’m not taking these corn stalks to school, am I?

Ho,Ho,Ho,merry Chris…..ah,ah,ah-choo!

Merry Christmas! Santa Claus, here. Check out my new mustache!

mom: I saw my daughter kissing santa claus last night!

Jingle smells, jingle smells, jingle all the way!

Santa looks different in my country.

Santa Claus does have a mustache, right?

He looks like he’s grown a mustache out of wheat. ?

Ho, ho ho! Meeeery Christmas everyone! Ahh, ahh, achoo! I think I’m allergic.”