I Mustache What You Want for Christmas?
Nine-year-old Jean gets a little silly in a cornfield near his home in Brazil. Jean looks forward to celebrating Christmas and receiving a gift at his Compassion center!
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Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Lily, 11 Columbia, TNLOOK at me I’m Santa Claus!!!! HA HA!!!!!
Lydia, 10 Jacksonville, NCFriend: Hi! Nice Mustach?
Jean: Thanks! (Eats the mustach)
Friend: Whaaattt???!! (faints)
Grace, 6 Dever COI Mustache Mustaches.
Darcy, 11 Choctaw, Oklahomado you like my mustache?
Polly, 10 Birmingham,AlabamaI’m the new Santa with a better mustache!
Caroline, 11 Brooks, GaGod gave me these crops as a Christmas blessing.
Jamie, 7 Reedley, C.AIs there some thing on my face?
Emma, 11 CoIt’s beginning to smell a lot like… wheat?
Chantrellaree, 3 Brooklyn, New YorkI want a mustache for Christmas!
James, 8 Saint Louis, MOHa who says I can’t be Santa I think I’m rocking it!
Jaeyla, 11 Victoria MinnesotaWHEAT you want for Chirstmas.
Grace, 10 Carlsbad C.A.don’t sneeze I need to take a pict… ah ah choo!! noooooo!
ruthanna, 11 purcell M.O.dress-up really is the best!!
Whitney, 10 Gilberts,ILYou better be good, or else you’ll get wheat in your stocking! AKA coal
Grace and Kamryn, grace 10 kamryn 9 carlsbad, CADo ya think I am sensitive to wheat?
I think not.
Do ya like my mustache?
I wanted to be a man, so I decided to grow a wheat beard!
Zoey, 13 Waddell, AZHey, Jean, I think you trim your beard just a tiny bit!
Abigail, 10 Carol Stream, ILHey what do you think of my rad beard ? So merry weetmas and a a-choo year
Ava, 9 The Dominican republicThis mustache tastes… Good!
Brennan, 12 Portland, OregonDo you want wheat in your cookies, Santa?
Juliana, 12 Sacramento, CaliforniaUh oh! I shouldn’t have eaten those seeds… I’m growing plants!
Micah and Jared, 10, 8 Allentown, PADoes it smell funny out here, or is it just me?
Lily, 11 Livingston, TexasI mustache you a question, do you think this is too corny?
Sonora, 13 Centerville MDNice mustache dude!
Norah, 10 Beavercreek, OrThis might take a while to shave…
Norah, 10 Beavercreek, OrHmmm… I think I need to trim my moustache soon….
Kylie, 8 Lancaster PA“You can call me Sir Wheat’s a Lot!”
Cailee, 12 Columbia, MOHo Ho Ho Merry Christmas!
Mariska, 11 Titusville, PAHmm, now where did that last piece of barley go?
Levi, 13 Placerville, CAHumm…let’s go look in the mirror,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
Santa with a corn beard!
Paisley, 4 New Plymouth, IDJust call me Santa Wheat Whiskers
Alayna, 12 Lancaster PennsylvaniaHo Ho Ho merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Ava , 9 Oregonho ho ho merry a-choooooo to one and all
joy, 13 texasDoes this look like Santa’s beard?
Harper, 13 Rockford, ILWant some bread take my mustache!
danica, 10 Moncton, New BrunswickNo need to wait to be a man to grow a corny moustache!
Annie, 8 Fort Wayne, IndianaDo you like my corny mustache?
Jonah, 10 Paris, FranceIt’s a little bit corny!
Thierry, 10 Ketchikan, AlaskaHo, ho-achoo! Sorry, I’m allergic to wheat
Maiya, 11 Kingston, OntarioHo Ho Ho, Merry Christmas. Wait, SANTA CLAUS, you forgot your little helper!!!
Josephine, 11 Concord ,North CarolinaThe life cycle of oatmeal!
Logan, 11 Waipahu, HawaiiI hope Rudolph doesn’t come along.
Hannah, 10 Douglass KansasDID You know that wheat is a magnet? It is.
Reagan, 7 Gilberts ILWow! I guess wishes do come true!
Peyton, 11 Cincinnati, OHachoo!
monet, 14 Albuquerque NMMom! I think I grew a mustache! It smells weird though…
Ella, 11 Starkville, MississippiDAAAAAD i need a shaving lesson!!!
Olivia, 13 Honolulu, HIMerry Christmas!
From Mr. Mustache Man.
“Look at me, I’m Old Saint Wheat!”
Colwyn, 10 Carlisle, PASanta is not the only one who has a mustache now!
Madelin, 12 Glen Burnie, MDWhich way to the North Pole?
Chloe, 10 St. Louis, MOHo ho ho like my mustache? Oh give me a second I need to stroke it.
Aubrey, 10 Winter Park, FLYou know I think I like this mustache idea, but I’m not quite sure about the smell.
Vivi, 12 Canisteo NYWarning:
Santa Claus has cut of his mustache and beard on accident. When he comes into your home, he will now have a hay stock for a mustache!!
Looks like Santa lost his beard….and grew wheat!!!
Gabe, 8 Ceday, MNI mustache you a question
kara, 13 gentryville, INRudolph the red nosed rainbeard, oh wait, this is santa.
Levi, 9 O'fallon,MO“Hey guys, do I need to trim my mustache?”
Lila Barry, 11 Harleysville, PANow I need to find a manly beard.
Alethea Steiner, 9 Orrville, OHHmm. I got the hat, check, the mustache, check. Now where’s my beard?!
Quinn S., 10 Orrville OHHo Ho Ho…Achoo!
Ella, 5 Newberg ORYou can call me . . . Santa Claus the corny joke giver. Ho ha ha!
Marcella, 9 Fullerton, CaliforniaLook mom! I’m Santa! Wait … where’s my elf?
Grace, 7 St Anthony, MNHo-Ho-Ho! Whoa! Is it that time already?
Henry, 9 St Anthony, MN“And I call this mustache the ‘looks like wheat and feels like it too’.”
Anna, 12 Lexington, KentuckyThe new summer Santa, with a mustache, yeah we get two Christmases!
Audrey, 9 Keizer, OregonI MUST-STASH your presents under the tree.
Isaiah, 7 Keizer, OregonDo you like my wheaty mustache?
Amelia, 10 Knoxville TennesseeIt’s santa, but instead of presents you get corn!
Brooke Madison, 11 Dallas, TexasHi I’m Santa and I have a wheat mustache!
Amory, 9 Arlington, Tx.“Man, my face feels so itchy! I wonder why?!”
Adler, 11 Bellingham, WANice mustache, Santa!
Lazarus, 7 Denton, TXHello, I’m Mr. Have-A-Wheat Mustache.
Mordecai, 9 Denton, TXWow! That growing powder worked really-achoo!- fast.
Caroline, 12 Raleigh, NCNEWS FLASH! Santa Claus found, younger excepted!
Eden, 13 Las Vegas, NevadaLike my mustache? Hey why don’t you like my mustache, it’s the new style!
C.J., 9 Grass Valley Cal.I have a mustache!!
Lauren, 9 Goshen, INInstant mustache! I’ll sell it to you for $100.99!
Natalie, 11 Oklahoma City, OK.Do I look like Santa Clause yet?
Andrew, 8 Maple Grove, MNAw man, I forgot to trim my mustache again!
Levi, 13 Placerville, CA.“Hey where did that last piece of corn go?”
Caleb, 10 Placerville, CA.Hey is this supposed to be a fake mustache or something it’s making my nose tickle.
Drew, 9 laguna hills CA.When is this photoshoot gonna be over, I just wan’t the presents!
JACK, 11 laguna hills CA.Jean: I mustache you a question
You: what?
Jean: do you like my mustache?
Look mom I’m Santa! HO HO HO!
Sophia, Mikayla, 10,14 Spring, TexasThe corn! It’s floating! I told you magic was real!Also, do you like my hat?
Connor, 8 Carmichael, CA“I didn’t know Santa had that big of a mustache!”
Rosie, 11 Detroit lakes, MNMerry Grainmas to every corn stock!
eleanor, 11 1/3 Orangevale, CADo you see my trick?! No hands touching!!
Arabella Knudsen, 5 Fort Mill, SCWeat wish you a merry Christmas and ah ah ah ah achoo!… a happy New Year. That tickled 😉 !
Marcus, 11 Colorado Springs ColoradoHey! Look how long my mustache grew!
Clara, 9 Lithonia, GAFinally, my hands have a break!
Rebecka, 10 Wanatchee, WAwho knew mustaches were edible?
joshua, 10 los angeles californiaWow, this wind is stronger than I thought! Watch out, world!
Sarah, 13 Colorado Springs, ColoradoI mustache have you been naughty or nice this year?
Keaton, 6 Lebanon, OH“This is very itchy.”
Aidan, 7 Oakton, VAho ho ho merry wheatmass
annaliese, 10 Lawrenceburg,TNAm I too young for a mustache?
Elora, 11 Auburn CAJean just can’t WHEAT for Christmas.
Jack, 13 Starkville, MsThat’s one wheaty mustache!
Wyatt, 7 Barryton, MichiganThe pizzas in the oven, Uhh, I mean, on my face….
Niel, 13 ColoradoHo ho ho! Merry Christmas!
You like my mustache?
Mom isn’t a little too early to put this hat on me and a little late to give me this grain mustache?
Ok maybe I am just doing it so people will give me a gift.
Look mom, I grew a mustache!
Lucia, 11 Old lyme CTDum da de dum… nothing suspicious here!
Susan, 13 Lyme CTWhoa. I think this “little project” got a little too big.
David Rawlins, 12 Morrison, ColoradoAnybody like my mustache?
Akari, 8 Baton Rouge, LouisianaJean: Um, did I get this wrong? Is Santa Clause more known for his big beard than his mustache?
Nathanael S., 12 Carol Stream, ILI didn’t know wheat could fly!!
Hayden, 10 Statham, GAHo Ho Ho! This wheat I will eat!
Hallie, 12 New Braunfels, TXLike my mustache?
Ben, 11 Plano, TXOh, no, I forgot I was allergic to corn! Ahh Ahh Chew!
Audrey Rohweder, 12 Golden ColoradoIt’s Wear-A-Moustache Week! Will y’all join me?
Lydia G., 10 Rochester, NYWould you like to borrow my mustache for Christmas?
Clarissa, 8 Long Beach, CaliforniaLook! My mustache in the cornfield!
Giulia, 10 Long Beach, CaliforniaDo you like my hat? And my mustache?
Elena, 6 Long Beach, CaliforniaHey, I hope this mustache doesn’t catch fire when I go down all those chimneys!
Jane, 9 Raleigh, NCIs this too corny for you?
Magnolia, 11 Fort Knox, KentuckyI’m coming for your job, Santa! Wheat, how do I get to the North Pole again?
Alexa, 9 Seattle, WAJean: Can you take this picture quick!? This wheat is getting heavy!
FAITH, 13 Gobles,MichiganAhhh! I think my mustache grew too long!
Genevieve, 10 years Santa Rosa, CaliforniaWheat wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy New year!
Giuliana, 9 Utica N.YI’m not taking these corn stalks to school, am I?
Andrew, 9 Yakima, WAHo,Ho,Ho,merry Chris…..ah,ah,ah-choo!
Rebekah, 11 Lewistown MTMerry Christmas! Santa Claus, here. Check out my new mustache!
London, 13 New Plymouth, IDmom: I saw my daughter kissing santa claus last night!
zoey, 8 lathrup village MIJingle smells, jingle smells, jingle all the way!
Lydia and Violet, 10 and 13 Harrisburg, PASanta looks different in my country.
Annemarie, 14 Eagle River, AlaskaSanta Claus does have a mustache, right?
Madeline, 10 Knoxville, TennesseeHe looks like he’s grown a mustache out of wheat. ?
Clara, 9 West Des Moines, IowaHo, ho ho! Meeeery Christmas everyone! Ahh, ahh, achoo! I think I’m allergic.”
Kate, 12 Valley Center, California