A floatie today keeps the doctor away… Ahh! There’s a shark on me! DOCTOR!!!

Hope it floats!

The party has arrived!

Mom: “You forgot the floaties! Go get them!” 1 HOUR LATER….
Dad: “This enough?’

I didn’t know which one you wanted, so I got all of them.

Do you think this is enough floaties? I wasn’t sure so I bought 60.

FLOATIE APOCALYPSE!!!

Seriously ?

Whoa! this is way to many floaties! Does anyone want one or fifty?

me: what are you doing
you: I have 10 kids + 20 grandkids.

What’s your talent mine is carrying the most…things actually useful to being prepared

You can never be too prepared right?

Safety first!

You never have enough floaties.

Floaties for sale! Get your floaties here!

I am the floating man

“DOES ANYONE WANT A FLOATIE?!?!”
“Oh, Mister, I don’t think I could.”
“No, please do. I can’t breath! the turtle float is suffocating me!”

I just broke the Guinness world record!

“Who will help me load these into the car?”
“Not I” Said the goose.
“Not I” Said the duck.
“Not I” Said the cat.
“Not I” Said the pig.
So the little old man loaded the floaties into his MitoGithub Racer5000 himself.

Am I strong or what?!

Guys go get your own floties these b mine

HI I floated on all of these!!!!!

I am the lifeguard. I need these.

If my family does’nt get here soon, i’m gonna have to sell these.

“I’ve seen foolish people who don’t come with EVERYTHING they need, and I’m not gonna be one of them!”

Hey dude. ??? Why are you staring at me like that?

You are guaranteed to float! I think …

ahh this is going to be pretty comfortable.

Floaties for sale! Only $11!

think I went overboard?

2 many floatyz !

”Heeeaavvyy, Can anyone help me? I’m tipping over! AHHHHH!!!”

Kid: ”Mommy, Look at that poor man, Can we help him?” Mom: ”No! He’s a floatie-Monster!”

If someone doesn’t take these away from me I will float away!

There’s hundreds of them!

whoa,whoa,catch catch me!
ugh…. I thought floaties were supposed to save you not make you tip over 🙁

You need to calm down your Floatie’s are being to loud squeaking together.

Ever since I learned how to move things with my mind, my wife has been asking if I can carry her stuff for her.

I found a few extra by the pool…

ANYBODY WANT A FLOATIE?!

It’s hot. Will anyone swim today?

Ahhhh, better safe than sorry!

Help! Anyone? Fine, I’ll do it myself.

If you don’t use them, I will.

I could float over a tsunami with these!

I cant ride all of them … anybody?

This is heavy!

Well … if nobody else wants them, then they are all for me!

Let’s see YOU laughing when the tide comes in!

Floaties, floaties! Come get your floaties!

“I can’t believe it!” “You mean how many floats that guy has?” “No, I can’t believe how much money I saved switching to Geico. Fifteen minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.”

Do you think I’ll be able to float?

Floaties, get your floaties. Oh no … look out for the shark!

Mommy, take me away from this floating monster!

Look how strong I am! Just make sure you don’t put weights on it ’cause I could fall over … maybe.

Will someone please donate floaties? I really just need a few more.

What am I supposed to do if I cannot swim. Drown?

I think I have 16; no, that cannot be right. I must have 16,000; yeah, that is right.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 … uhh, there are too many to count.

They said we would only bring one floatie, but … they must have miscounted, only by a few.

Can he swim?!

I am VERY scared of drowning!

I have eight floaties.

I don’t think I have enough floaties!

Can I have a float, please?

I’m ready to float on a boat!

Which one is for me? Ah! I see a orange one!

Floaties! Floaties for sale!

Ready to board Titanic …

I can’t swim, so I need a lot of floaters!

Could I at least have a little help here? Anyone?

Do you think I can swim now?

What? I don’t like sea water!

You never know when you might need a good raft.

Sorry it took me so long.

I get tired before I go to the beach because I have to blow all of those floats up!

Lost beach toys here! Beach toys!

Do you think I’ll float?

Hey, where’d all the kids go?

Going to the swimming pool, swimming pool, swimming pool.

He must have a lot of hands!

I have NO idea why you guys keep calling me a pack rat … it makes no sense!

Now where did I put my wallet?

These floaties aren’t for me. They’re for the kids!

I want to fly!

I need to teach my kids to carry their own stuff …

Who needs sunscreen when you got these?

Attack of the killer floaties!