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Sleepy on a Scale

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Where am I? This is the best “crib” ever.

Molly, 9 Morrisonville New york

(Bay-max’s Voice) “On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your sleepiness?”

Megan, 9 Morrisonville New york

get the doc!!!! quick quick!!!! we have have to weigh him before he falls asleep~ never mind it’s too late now….

Allison, 10 gilbert , arizona

That boy has an addiction to sleeping

Tucker, 9 Greenville, SC

leave me alone I’m sleepy and it takes focus.

sophia, 8 Nashville Tennessee

Why so tired?

Micah, 8 Wayne, PA

Rinnnng! Yawn, time to get up. Wait. Something is wrong here. Got blanket, toy … where is my bed?!

Alayna, 10 Lancaster, Pa.

Where are the pillow and blanket?

Cassandra, 8 Spring, Texas

That’s the spot!

Lily, 11 Fort Wayne, Ind.

Me: “Hoccchhhnnn!”
Mom: “He’s been sleeping for hours!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess we’ll give him a shot while he’s asleep!”
Me: “I’m awake!”

Laine, 9 Fort Worth, Texas

I was checking my weight, and then … I fell asleep!

Noah, 10 York, Penn.

Too tired to finish my checkup. Sorry, continue while I sleep.

Thea, 7 Orrville, Ohio

I can’t WEIGHT to go to bed!

Jaeyla, 9 Shakopee, Minn.

Wake up … we have to weigh you!

Evie, 6 Panama City Beach, Fla.

Zzz … I think I weigh as much as I sleep. Zzz …

Kaylan, 11 San Tan, Ariz.

Wait, Ma! I’m weighing myself!

Micah, 8 Katy, Texas

Did you get my weight yet?

Addison, 10 Lancaster, Pa.

I look like I’m sleeping, right? No shot this time. What will I do next time? Hmm.

Emily, 11 Somerset, PA

Hey … where did my bed go?

Elliana, 13 Shakopee, Minn.

How much do I weigh?

Abigail, 10 Apple Creek, Ohio

The doctor’s too boring. ZZZ.

Liam, 9 Brownsburg, Ind.

Can this be over already!?

Kara, 12 Gentryville, Ind.

I am just too sleepy to care. 💤💤

Faith, 11 Gobles, Mich.

Mom: Wake up, it’s time for a shot!
Dany: zzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ!

Rehmi, 8 Ensenada, Mexico

20 pounds equals sleep.

Lilliana, 10 Chester, Ill.

I don’t want to get a shot 🙁 so I will pretend I am sleeping. Zzzzzz.

Audrey, 11 Menlo Park, Calif.

I’m too heavy to get up.

Victoria, 12 Siloam Springs, Ark.

Maybe if I look fast asleep, they’ll leave me here and I won’t have to get a shot.

Natalie, 11 Dallas, Texas

Learning how to sleep 💤 at night.

Ieremia, 9 Pearl City, Hawaii

My eyes are getting heavy — very heavy, according to this scale!

Katelyn, 12 Knoxville, Tenn.

I don’t feel like getting up, so go away!

Laura, 12 Ladson, S.C.

I slept in till 9:00 this morning.

Lydia, 8 Meadow Vista, Calif.

I’m a heavy sleeper!

Lorelei, 6 Wellesley, Mass.

Mom, I know my alarm went off. Just five more minutes, please!

Malia, 12 Oregon

How much do I weigh? Zzzzzz!

Naela, 8 Laporte, Minn.

Now this is what I call R & R.

Caroline, 11 U.S.

I’ll be right there, Mom. I’m being weighed in my sleep!

Isaac, 11 Elkhorn, Wis.

Do you have a pillow?

Liam, 12 West Jefferson, N.C.

Mind if I stay here and sleep, because it’s cozy?

Benjamin, 10 Zion Grove, Pa.

Please do not disturb! Weighing is very tiresome!

Savannah, 11 Wolcott, Conn.

Hey! Can’t a person get some sleep around here?

Ana, 9 Leander, Texas

Ten more minutes …

Ben, 9 Ashland, Ky.

Goo goo ga ga, I weigh 10 pounds!

Thayen, 8 Mead, Wash.

It takes a lot of beauty sleep to look this good!

Chloe, 12 Seven Hills, Ohio

What a “weigh” to sleep!

Evie, 8 Kingsburg, Calif.

Baby: “Just one more minute, Mom, please?”

Emily, 10 Weston, Wis.

Who’s the little lazy?

Emma, 7 Hurst, Texas

Need … more … coffee …

Susannah, 11 Mt. Pleasant, S.C.

Too tired to weigh yourself, eh?

John, 8 Alden, Mich.

I hope you don’t mind, but I’m taking a nap right here.

Emily, 6 Chesterfield, Va.

I’m Garfield’s second cousin. Zzzzz …

Zach, 12 Weston, Wis.

Rock-a-bye baby on the scale top.

Skyler, 10 Cartersville, Ga.

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