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Sleepy on a Scale

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“Goodnight, my little 17 pound angel”

Audey, 12 Remington, In

Where’s the doctor? It’s been so long.

Megan, 10 Morrisonville, New York

Are you done yet i want to go play?

Evita, 9 cumberland on

Mom: Don’t wake him up. This is the only way to weigh him.
Doctor: I need to take off the toys!
Baby: Wahhhh!

Emma, 11 Tacoma, Washington

The doctor is taking a reallllly long so now is a good a time as any to take a power nap.

Nadia, 11 Watsontown Pennsylvania

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ……….I’m awake,i’m awake!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………

kara, 12 gentryville,IN

oh,a doctors oppontment .I’m too tired

Sofia, 9 Roseville ,Michigan

Me too.. me too.

Addison, 13 Brooks, GA

Scale? Bed? What’s the difference?

Addison, 13 Brooks, Georgia

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I am sleepy.

Caleb, 8 Grass Valley, C.A.

Just relaxing here!

Solomon, 9 Years old Goshen, Indiana

Wow! All of this weighing is hard work! I might just rest for a little while . . .

Amaya, 10 Ephrata, PA

Let’s see do you weigh more sleeping.

Theodore, 8 Marshalltown, Iowa

This is Boooooooring, G’ night! ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Grace, 11 Scottsdale Arizona

Awww! So sleepy. I’m going to stay on this pound thingy forever sooo comfortable. Hey! Who’s tickling me? Whoever’s doing that I’m gonna stop you from doing that to my teeny foot.

Jacksen, 6 Grass Valley, CA

I wonder if they’ll notice if I take a short nap here? Oh well …

Isabelle, 12 Belmont, Michigan

Where am I? This is the best “crib” ever.

Molly, 9 Morrisonville New york

(Bay-max’s Voice) “On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your sleepiness?”

Megan, 9 Morrisonville New york

get the doc!!!! quick quick!!!! we have have to weigh him before he falls asleep~ never mind it’s too late now….

Allison, 10 gilbert , arizona

That boy has an addiction to sleeping

Tucker, 9 Greenville, SC

leave me alone I’m sleepy and it takes focus.

sophia, 8 Nashville Tennessee

Why so tired?

Micah, 8 Wayne, PA

Rinnnng! Yawn, time to get up. Wait. Something is wrong here. Got blanket, toy … where is my bed?!

Alayna, 10 Lancaster, Pa.

Where are the pillow and blanket?

Cassandra, 8 Spring, Texas

That’s the spot!

Lily, 11 Fort Wayne, Ind.

Me: “Hoccchhhnnn!”
Mom: “He’s been sleeping for hours!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess we’ll give him a shot while he’s asleep!”
Me: “I’m awake!”

Laine, 9 Fort Worth, Texas

I was checking my weight, and then … I fell asleep!

Noah, 10 York, Penn.

Too tired to finish my checkup. Sorry, continue while I sleep.

Thea, 7 Orrville, Ohio

I can’t WEIGHT to go to bed!

Jaeyla, 9 Shakopee, Minn.

Wake up … we have to weigh you!

Evie, 6 Panama City Beach, Fla.

Zzz … I think I weigh as much as I sleep. Zzz …

Kaylan, 11 San Tan, Ariz.

Wait, Ma! I’m weighing myself!

Micah, 8 Katy, Texas

Did you get my weight yet?

Addison, 10 Lancaster, Pa.

I look like I’m sleeping, right? No shot this time. What will I do next time? Hmm.

Emily, 11 Somerset, PA

Hey … where did my bed go?

Elliana, 13 Shakopee, Minn.

How much do I weigh?

Abigail, 10 Apple Creek, Ohio

The doctor’s too boring. ZZZ.

Liam, 9 Brownsburg, Ind.

Can this be over already!?

Kara, 12 Gentryville, Ind.

I am just too sleepy to care. 💤💤

Faith, 11 Gobles, Mich.

Mom: Wake up, it’s time for a shot!
Dany: zzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ!

Rehmi, 8 Ensenada, Mexico

20 pounds equals sleep.

Lilliana, 10 Chester, Ill.

I don’t want to get a shot 🙁 so I will pretend I am sleeping. Zzzzzz.

Audrey, 11 Menlo Park, Calif.

I’m too heavy to get up.

Victoria, 12 Siloam Springs, Ark.

Maybe if I look fast asleep, they’ll leave me here and I won’t have to get a shot.

Natalie, 11 Dallas, Texas

Learning how to sleep 💤 at night.

Ieremia, 9 Pearl City, Hawaii

My eyes are getting heavy — very heavy, according to this scale!

Katelyn, 12 Knoxville, Tenn.

I don’t feel like getting up, so go away!

Laura, 12 Ladson, S.C.

I slept in till 9:00 this morning.

Lydia, 8 Meadow Vista, Calif.

I’m a heavy sleeper!

Lorelei, 6 Wellesley, Mass.

Mom, I know my alarm went off. Just five more minutes, please!

Malia, 12 Oregon

How much do I weigh? Zzzzzz!

Naela, 8 Laporte, Minn.

Now this is what I call R & R.

Caroline, 11 U.S.

I’ll be right there, Mom. I’m being weighed in my sleep!

Isaac, 11 Elkhorn, Wis.

Do you have a pillow?

Liam, 12 West Jefferson, N.C.

Mind if I stay here and sleep, because it’s cozy?

Benjamin, 10 Zion Grove, Pa.

Please do not disturb! Weighing is very tiresome!

Savannah, 11 Wolcott, Conn.

Hey! Can’t a person get some sleep around here?

Ana, 9 Leander, Texas

Ten more minutes …

Ben, 9 Ashland, Ky.

Goo goo ga ga, I weigh 10 pounds!

Thayen, 8 Mead, Wash.

It takes a lot of beauty sleep to look this good!

Chloe, 12 Seven Hills, Ohio

What a “weigh” to sleep!

Evie, 8 Kingsburg, Calif.

Baby: “Just one more minute, Mom, please?”

Emily, 10 Weston, Wis.

Who’s the little lazy?

Emma, 7 Hurst, Texas

Need … more … coffee …

Susannah, 11 Mt. Pleasant, S.C.

Too tired to weigh yourself, eh?

John, 8 Alden, Mich.

I hope you don’t mind, but I’m taking a nap right here.

Emily, 6 Chesterfield, Va.

I’m Garfield’s second cousin. Zzzzz …

Zach, 12 Weston, Wis.

Rock-a-bye baby on the scale top.

Skyler, 10 Cartersville, Ga.