Sleepy on a Scale

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Samantha, 11 California, San Fransisco

Oh my mom’s gonna change my diaper ok *SNORE*

Sophie, 8 Fairfax

Hey baby, WAKE UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!

Rhema, 8 Concord, NC

Yaaaaawn… This is so …yawn… boring Yaaawn….ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Lily, 11 Columbia,TN

Weighing me takes too long. Wake me up when it’s over.

Hia, 11 WA

ahh sleepy baby said: Zzzz Zzzz
you would be a good baby and a student and a adult!!~
👶🏽 🧑🏽 👨🏽‍🦳

Connie, 11 Korea

rock a-bye baby on a tiny scale

juniper, 9 San Diego California

ahh sleepy time

aspen, 11 canton nc

Baby: “This is the life…”

Myla, 11 Gladwin, Michigan

Baby Sleepy On Scale.

juniper, 8 San Diego, CA

“This will only hurt a little,” -Doctor
” Zzz zzz zzz…..” -Baby *sleeps*

Emma, 10 Glendale, AZ

leave me alone i’m trying to sleep mom

Chloe, 14 Dunn, North Carolina

I just ate a lot of chocolate, and these people want to weigh me. They keep saying let’s see how much you weigh while putting me on a cold thing and a short time after saying WOAH!!,

Annabella, 10 Orlando, Florida

Zzz. This is so comfy.

Sofia, 9 Springfield, Virginia

I love my scale bed.

Daniel Lee, 7 Columbia, MO

”Yawn,why am I so sleepy?I keep to a stricked sleep sceduale 9pm-10am.

Selah, 11 Casper,Wyoming

I wonder if I am drooling!

Jonah, 10 Paris, France

The doctor thinks I’d weigh better if I’m drowsy.

Thea S., 9 Orrville OH

I’m weigh to tired!

Caroline, 12 Raleigh, NC

(Baby) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Mom) Yaaaa we got to see his weight!!!! (Dad) Shhhhhhhhhh. He’s going to wake up. (Mom) Sorry. (Baby) Yawwwwwwn. (Dad) Shoot. (Baby) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

C.J., 9 Grass Valley Cal.

This is SO nice and warm! Can I stay here forever?

Alayna, 13 Shakopee, MN

“Ahhhhhhhhhh…………. this is comfy. wait, why are the little arrows going up so fast? What is that number? 98 pounds? What does that mean? How intriguing………..

Cailee, 11 Columbia, MO

Mom: Ok honey, we need to way you now Baby baby boy. You are just a sweetie aren’t you? Be good for mommy on the scale!
Baby: Yeah Right. Weigh my Z’s!

Layla, 11 high springs Florida


Alex, 10 Houston, Texas

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snort snort zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….

Zachary, 10 Oakville, Ontario

To night I Will Sleep here

Reagan, 7 Gilbirts Il

Mommy, do I have to stay awake.

Khloe, 10 Arkansas

“Goodnight, my little 17 pound angel”

Audey, 12 Remington, In

Where’s the doctor? It’s been so long.

Megan, 10 Morrisonville, New York

Are you done yet i want to go play?

Evita, 9 cumberland on

Mom: Don’t wake him up. This is the only way to weigh him.
Doctor: I need to take off the toys!
Baby: Wahhhh!

Emma, 11 Tacoma, Washington

The doctor is taking a reallllly long so now is a good a time as any to take a power nap.

Nadia, 11 Watsontown Pennsylvania


kara, 12 gentryville,IN

oh,a doctors oppontment .I’m too tired

Sofia, 9 Roseville ,Michigan

Me too.. me too.

Addison, 13 Brooks, GA

Scale? Bed? What’s the difference?

Addison, 13 Brooks, Georgia

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I am sleepy.

Caleb, 8 Grass Valley, C.A.

Just relaxing here!

Solomon, 9 Years old Goshen, Indiana

Wow! All of this weighing is hard work! I might just rest for a little while . . .

Amaya, 10 Ephrata, PA

Let’s see do you weigh more sleeping.

Theodore, 8 Marshalltown, Iowa

This is Boooooooring, G’ night! ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Grace, 11 Scottsdale Arizona

Awww! So sleepy. I’m going to stay on this pound thingy forever sooo comfortable. Hey! Who’s tickling me? Whoever’s doing that I’m gonna stop you from doing that to my teeny foot.

Jacksen, 6 Grass Valley, CA

I wonder if they’ll notice if I take a short nap here? Oh well …

Isabelle, 12 Belmont, Michigan

Where am I? This is the best “crib” ever.

Molly, 9 Morrisonville New york

(Bay-max’s Voice) “On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your sleepiness?”

Megan, 9 Morrisonville New york

get the doc!!!! quick quick!!!! we have have to weigh him before he falls asleep~ never mind it’s too late now….

Allison, 10 gilbert , arizona

That boy has an addiction to sleeping

Tucker, 9 Greenville, SC

leave me alone I’m sleepy and it takes focus.

sophia, 8 Nashville Tennessee

Why so tired?

Micah, 8 Wayne, PA

Rinnnng! Yawn, time to get up. Wait. Something is wrong here. Got blanket, toy … where is my bed?!

Alayna, 10 Lancaster, Pa.

Where are the pillow and blanket?

Cassandra, 8 Spring, Texas

That’s the spot!

Lily, 11 Fort Wayne, Ind.

Me: “Hoccchhhnnn!”
Mom: “He’s been sleeping for hours!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess we’ll give him a shot while he’s asleep!”
Me: “I’m awake!”

Laine, 9 Fort Worth, Texas

I was checking my weight, and then … I fell asleep!

Noah, 10 York, Penn.

Too tired to finish my checkup. Sorry, continue while I sleep.

Thea, 7 Orrville, Ohio

I can’t WEIGHT to go to bed!

Jaeyla, 9 Shakopee, Minn.

Wake up … we have to weigh you!

Evie, 6 Panama City Beach, Fla.

Zzz … I think I weigh as much as I sleep. Zzz …

Kaylan, 11 San Tan, Ariz.

Wait, Ma! I’m weighing myself!

Micah, 8 Katy, Texas

Did you get my weight yet?

Addison, 10 Lancaster, Pa.

I look like I’m sleeping, right? No shot this time. What will I do next time? Hmm.

Emily, 11 Somerset, PA

Hey … where did my bed go?

Elliana, 13 Shakopee, Minn.

How much do I weigh?

Abigail, 10 Apple Creek, Ohio

The doctor’s too boring. ZZZ.

Liam, 9 Brownsburg, Ind.

Can this be over already!?

Kara, 12 Gentryville, Ind.

I am just too sleepy to care. ??

Faith, 11 Gobles, Mich.

Mom: Wake up, it’s time for a shot!
Dany: zzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ!

Rehmi, 8 Ensenada, Mexico

20 pounds equals sleep.

Lilliana, 10 Chester, Ill.

I don’t want to get a shot 🙁 so I will pretend I am sleeping. Zzzzzz.

Audrey, 11 Menlo Park, Calif.

I’m too heavy to get up.

Victoria, 12 Siloam Springs, Ark.

Maybe if I look fast asleep, they’ll leave me here and I won’t have to get a shot.

Natalie, 11 Dallas, Texas

Learning how to sleep ? at night.

Ieremia, 9 Pearl City, Hawaii

My eyes are getting heavy — very heavy, according to this scale!

Katelyn, 12 Knoxville, Tenn.

I don’t feel like getting up, so go away!

Laura, 12 Ladson, S.C.

I slept in till 9:00 this morning.

Lydia, 8 Meadow Vista, Calif.

I’m a heavy sleeper!

Lorelei, 6 Wellesley, Mass.

Mom, I know my alarm went off. Just five more minutes, please!

Malia, 12 Oregon

How much do I weigh? Zzzzzz!

Naela, 8 Laporte, Minn.

Now this is what I call R & R.

Caroline, 11 U.S.

I’ll be right there, Mom. I’m being weighed in my sleep!

Isaac, 11 Elkhorn, Wis.

Do you have a pillow?

Liam, 12 West Jefferson, N.C.

Mind if I stay here and sleep, because it’s cozy?

Benjamin, 10 Zion Grove, Pa.

Please do not disturb! Weighing is very tiresome!

Savannah, 11 Wolcott, Conn.

Hey! Can’t a person get some sleep around here?

Ana, 9 Leander, Texas

Ten more minutes …

Ben, 9 Ashland, Ky.

Goo goo ga ga, I weigh 10 pounds!

Thayen, 8 Mead, Wash.

It takes a lot of beauty sleep to look this good!

Chloe, 12 Seven Hills, Ohio

What a “weigh” to sleep!

Evie, 8 Kingsburg, Calif.

Baby: “Just one more minute, Mom, please?”

Emily, 10 Weston, Wis.

Who’s the little lazy?

Emma, 7 Hurst, Texas

Need … more … coffee …

Susannah, 11 Mt. Pleasant, S.C.

Too tired to weigh yourself, eh?

John, 8 Alden, Mich.

I hope you don’t mind, but I’m taking a nap right here.

Emily, 6 Chesterfield, Va.

I’m Garfield’s second cousin. Zzzzz …

Zach, 12 Weston, Wis.

Rock-a-bye baby on the scale top.

Skyler, 10 Cartersville, Ga.