That’s the spot!
Fort Wayne, Ind.
Fort Worth, Texas
Mom: “He’s been sleeping for hours!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess we’ll give him a shot while he’s asleep!”
Me: “I’m awake!”
I was checking my weight, and then … I fell asleep!
Too tired to finish my checkup. Sorry, continue while I sleep.
I can’t WEIGHT to go to bed!
Wake up … we have to weigh you!
Panama City Beach, Fla.
Zzz … I think I weigh as much as I sleep. Zzz …
San Tan, Ariz.
Wait, Ma! I’m weighing myself!
Did you get my weight yet?
I look like I’m sleeping, right? No shot this time. What will I do next time? Hmm.
Hey … where did my bed go?
How much do I weigh?
Apple Creek, Ohio
The doctor’s too boring. ZZZ.
Can this be over already!?
I am just too sleepy to care. 💤💤
Mom: Wake up, it’s time for a shot!
Dany: zzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ!
20 pounds equals sleep.
I don’t want to get a shot 🙁 so I will pretend I am sleeping. Zzzzzz.
Menlo Park, Calif.
I’m too heavy to get up.
Siloam Springs, Ark.
Maybe if I look fast asleep, they’ll leave me here and I won’t have to get a shot.
Learning how to sleep 💤 at night.
Pearl City, Hawaii
My eyes are getting heavy — very heavy, according to this scale!
I don’t feel like getting up, so go away!
I slept in till 9:00 this morning.
Meadow Vista, Calif.
I’m a heavy sleeper!
Mom, I know my alarm went off. Just five more minutes, please!
How much do I weigh? Zzzzzz!
Now this is what I call R & R.
I’ll be right there, Mom. I’m being weighed in my sleep!
Do you have a pillow?
West Jefferson, N.C.
Mind if I stay here and sleep, because it’s cozy?
Zion Grove, Pa.
Please do not disturb! Weighing is very tiresome!
Hey! Can’t a person get some sleep around here?
Ten more minutes …
Goo goo ga ga, I weigh 10 pounds!
It takes a lot of beauty sleep to look this good!
Seven Hills, Ohio
What a “weigh” to sleep!
Baby: “Just one more minute, Mom, please?”
Who’s the little lazy?
Need … more … coffee …
Mt. Pleasant, S.C.
Too tired to weigh yourself, eh?
I hope you don’t mind, but I’m taking a nap right here.
I’m Garfield’s second cousin. Zzzzz …
Rock-a-bye baby on the scale top.