Sleepy on a Scale
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I am WEIGHED down by sleep! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Samantha, 11 California, San FransiscoOh my mom’s gonna change my diaper ok *SNORE*
Sophie, 8 FairfaxHey baby, WAKE UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!
Rhema, 8 Concord, NCYaaaaawn… This is so …yawn… boring Yaaawn….ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Lily, 11 Columbia,TNWeighing me takes too long. Wake me up when it’s over.
Hia, 11 WAahh sleepy baby said: Zzzz Zzzz
you would be a good baby and a student and a adult!!~
👶🏽 🧑🏽 👨🏽🦳
rock a-bye baby on a tiny scale
juniper, 9 San Diego Californiaahh sleepy time
aspen, 11 canton ncBaby: “This is the life…”
Myla, 11 Gladwin, MichiganBaby Sleepy On Scale.
juniper, 8 San Diego, CA“This will only hurt a little,” -Doctor
” Zzz zzz zzz…..” -Baby *sleeps*
leave me alone i’m trying to sleep mom
Chloe, 14 Dunn, North CarolinaI just ate a lot of chocolate, and these people want to weigh me. They keep saying let’s see how much you weigh while putting me on a cold thing and a short time after saying WOAH!!,
Annabella, 10 Orlando, FloridaZzz. This is so comfy.
Sofia, 9 Springfield, VirginiaI love my scale bed.
Daniel Lee, 7 Columbia, MO”Yawn,why am I so sleepy?I keep to a stricked sleep sceduale 9pm-10am.
Selah, 11 Casper,WyomingI wonder if I am drooling!
Jonah, 10 Paris, FranceThe doctor thinks I’d weigh better if I’m drowsy.
Thea S., 9 Orrville OH(Baby) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Mom) Yaaaa we got to see his weight!!!! (Dad) Shhhhhhhhhh. He’s going to wake up. (Mom) Sorry. (Baby) Yawwwwwwn. (Dad) Shoot. (Baby) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
C.J., 9 Grass Valley Cal.I’m weigh to tired!
Caroline, 12 Raleigh, NCThis is SO nice and warm! Can I stay here forever?
Alayna, 13 Shakopee, MN“Ahhhhhhhhhh…………. this is comfy. wait, why are the little arrows going up so fast? What is that number? 98 pounds? What does that mean? How intriguing………..
Cailee, 11 Columbia, MOMom: Ok honey, we need to way you now Baby baby boy. You are just a sweetie aren’t you? Be good for mommy on the scale!
Baby: Yeah Right. Weigh my Z’s!
meh?
Alex, 10 Houston, Texaszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snort snort zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….
Zachary, 10 Oakville, OntarioTo night I Will Sleep here
Reagan, 7 Gilbirts IlMommy, do I have to stay awake.
Khloe, 10 Arkansas“Goodnight, my little 17 pound angel”
Audey, 12 Remington, InWhere’s the doctor? It’s been so long.
Megan, 10 Morrisonville, New YorkAre you done yet i want to go play?
Evita, 9 cumberland onMom: Don’t wake him up. This is the only way to weigh him.
Doctor: I need to take off the toys!
Baby: Wahhhh!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ……….I’m awake,i’m awake!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………
kara, 12 gentryville,INThe doctor is taking a reallllly long so now is a good a time as any to take a power nap.
Nadia, 11 Watsontown Pennsylvaniaoh,a doctors oppontment .I’m too tired
Sofia, 9 Roseville ,MichiganScale? Bed? What’s the difference?
Addison, 13 Brooks, GeorgiaMe too.. me too.
Addison, 13 Brooks, GAZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I am sleepy.
Caleb, 8 Grass Valley, C.A.Just relaxing here!
Solomon, 9 Years old Goshen, IndianaWow! All of this weighing is hard work! I might just rest for a little while . . .
Amaya, 10 Ephrata, PALet’s see do you weigh more sleeping.
Theodore, 8 Marshalltown, IowaThis is Boooooooring, G’ night! ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Grace, 11 Scottsdale ArizonaAwww! So sleepy. I’m going to stay on this pound thingy forever sooo comfortable. Hey! Who’s tickling me? Whoever’s doing that I’m gonna stop you from doing that to my teeny foot.
Jacksen, 6 Grass Valley, CAI wonder if they’ll notice if I take a short nap here? Oh well …
Isabelle, 12 Belmont, MichiganWhere am I? This is the best “crib” ever.
Molly, 9 Morrisonville New york(Bay-max’s Voice) “On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your sleepiness?”
Megan, 9 Morrisonville New yorkget the doc!!!! quick quick!!!! we have have to weigh him before he falls asleep~ never mind it’s too late now….
Allison, 10 gilbert , arizonaThat boy has an addiction to sleeping
Tucker, 9 Greenville, SCleave me alone I’m sleepy and it takes focus.
sophia, 8 Nashville TennesseeWhy so tired?
Micah, 8 Wayne, PARinnnng! Yawn, time to get up. Wait. Something is wrong here. Got blanket, toy … where is my bed?!
Alayna, 10 Lancaster, Pa.Where are the pillow and blanket?
Cassandra, 8 Spring, TexasThat’s the spot!
Lily, 11 Fort Wayne, Ind.Me: “Hoccchhhnnn!”
Mom: “He’s been sleeping for hours!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess we’ll give him a shot while he’s asleep!”
Me: “I’m awake!”
I was checking my weight, and then … I fell asleep!
Noah, 10 York, Penn.Too tired to finish my checkup. Sorry, continue while I sleep.
Thea, 7 Orrville, OhioI can’t WEIGHT to go to bed!
Jaeyla, 9 Shakopee, Minn.Wake up … we have to weigh you!
Evie, 6 Panama City Beach, Fla.Zzz … I think I weigh as much as I sleep. Zzz …
Kaylan, 11 San Tan, Ariz.Wait, Ma! I’m weighing myself!
Micah, 8 Katy, TexasDid you get my weight yet?
Addison, 10 Lancaster, Pa.I look like I’m sleeping, right? No shot this time. What will I do next time? Hmm.
Emily, 11 Somerset, PAHey … where did my bed go?
Elliana, 13 Shakopee, Minn.How much do I weigh?
Abigail, 10 Apple Creek, OhioThe doctor’s too boring. ZZZ.
Liam, 9 Brownsburg, Ind.Can this be over already!?
Kara, 12 Gentryville, Ind.I am just too sleepy to care. ??
Faith, 11 Gobles, Mich.Mom: Wake up, it’s time for a shot!
Dany: zzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ!
20 pounds equals sleep.
Lilliana, 10 Chester, Ill.I don’t want to get a shot 🙁 so I will pretend I am sleeping. Zzzzzz.
Audrey, 11 Menlo Park, Calif.I’m too heavy to get up.
Victoria, 12 Siloam Springs, Ark.Maybe if I look fast asleep, they’ll leave me here and I won’t have to get a shot.
Natalie, 11 Dallas, TexasLearning how to sleep ? at night.
Ieremia, 9 Pearl City, HawaiiMy eyes are getting heavy — very heavy, according to this scale!
Katelyn, 12 Knoxville, Tenn.I don’t feel like getting up, so go away!
Laura, 12 Ladson, S.C.I slept in till 9:00 this morning.
Lydia, 8 Meadow Vista, Calif.I’m a heavy sleeper!
Lorelei, 6 Wellesley, Mass.Mom, I know my alarm went off. Just five more minutes, please!
Malia, 12 OregonHow much do I weigh? Zzzzzz!
Naela, 8 Laporte, Minn.Now this is what I call R & R.
Caroline, 11 U.S.I’ll be right there, Mom. I’m being weighed in my sleep!
Isaac, 11 Elkhorn, Wis.Rock-a-bye baby on the scale top.
Skyler, 10 Cartersville, Ga.I’m Garfield’s second cousin. Zzzzz …
Zach, 12 Weston, Wis.I hope you don’t mind, but I’m taking a nap right here.
Emily, 6 Chesterfield, Va.Too tired to weigh yourself, eh?
John, 8 Alden, Mich.Need … more … coffee …
Susannah, 11 Mt. Pleasant, S.C.Who’s the little lazy?
Emma, 7 Hurst, TexasBaby: “Just one more minute, Mom, please?”
Emily, 10 Weston, Wis.What a “weigh” to sleep!
Evie, 8 Kingsburg, Calif.It takes a lot of beauty sleep to look this good!
Chloe, 12 Seven Hills, OhioGoo goo ga ga, I weigh 10 pounds!
Thayen, 8 Mead, Wash.Ten more minutes …
Ben, 9 Ashland, Ky.Hey! Can’t a person get some sleep around here?
Ana, 9 Leander, TexasPlease do not disturb! Weighing is very tiresome!
Savannah, 11 Wolcott, Conn.Mind if I stay here and sleep, because it’s cozy?
Benjamin, 10 Zion Grove, Pa.Do you have a pillow?
Liam, 12 West Jefferson, N.C.