rock a-bye baby on a tiny scale

ahh sleepy time

Baby: “This is the life…”

Baby Sleepy On Scale.

“This will only hurt a little,” -Doctor
” Zzz zzz zzz…..” -Baby *sleeps*

leave me alone i’m trying to sleep mom

I just ate a lot of chocolate, and these people want to weigh me. They keep saying let’s see how much you weigh while putting me on a cold thing and a short time after saying WOAH!!,

Zzz. This is so comfy.

I love my scale bed.

”Yawn,why am I so sleepy?I keep to a stricked sleep sceduale 9pm-10am.

I wonder if I am drooling!

The doctor thinks I’d weigh better if I’m drowsy.

I’m weigh to tired!

(Baby) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Mom) Yaaaa we got to see his weight!!!! (Dad) Shhhhhhhhhh. He’s going to wake up. (Mom) Sorry. (Baby) Yawwwwwwn. (Dad) Shoot. (Baby) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

This is SO nice and warm! Can I stay here forever?

“Ahhhhhhhhhh…………. this is comfy. wait, why are the little arrows going up so fast? What is that number? 98 pounds? What does that mean? How intriguing………..

Mom: Ok honey, we need to way you now Baby baby boy. You are just a sweetie aren’t you? Be good for mommy on the scale!
Baby: Yeah Right. Weigh my Z’s!

meh?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snort snort zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….

To night I Will Sleep here

Mommy, do I have to stay awake.

“Goodnight, my little 17 pound angel”

Where’s the doctor? It’s been so long.

Are you done yet i want to go play?

Mom: Don’t wake him up. This is the only way to weigh him.
Doctor: I need to take off the toys!
Baby: Wahhhh!

The doctor is taking a reallllly long so now is a good a time as any to take a power nap.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ……….I’m awake,i’m awake!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………

oh,a doctors oppontment .I’m too tired

Me too.. me too.

Scale? Bed? What’s the difference?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I am sleepy.

Just relaxing here!

Wow! All of this weighing is hard work! I might just rest for a little while . . .

Let’s see do you weigh more sleeping.

This is Boooooooring, G’ night! ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Awww! So sleepy. I’m going to stay on this pound thingy forever sooo comfortable. Hey! Who’s tickling me? Whoever’s doing that I’m gonna stop you from doing that to my teeny foot.

I wonder if they’ll notice if I take a short nap here? Oh well …

Where am I? This is the best “crib” ever.

(Bay-max’s Voice) “On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your sleepiness?”

get the doc!!!! quick quick!!!! we have have to weigh him before he falls asleep~ never mind it’s too late now….

That boy has an addiction to sleeping

leave me alone I’m sleepy and it takes focus.

Why so tired?

Rinnnng! Yawn, time to get up. Wait. Something is wrong here. Got blanket, toy … where is my bed?!

Where are the pillow and blanket?

That’s the spot!

Me: “Hoccchhhnnn!”
Mom: “He’s been sleeping for hours!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess we’ll give him a shot while he’s asleep!”
Me: “I’m awake!”

I was checking my weight, and then … I fell asleep!

Too tired to finish my checkup. Sorry, continue while I sleep.

I can’t WEIGHT to go to bed!

Wake up … we have to weigh you!

Zzz … I think I weigh as much as I sleep. Zzz …

Wait, Ma! I’m weighing myself!

Did you get my weight yet?

I look like I’m sleeping, right? No shot this time. What will I do next time? Hmm.

Hey … where did my bed go?

How much do I weigh?

The doctor’s too boring. ZZZ.

Can this be over already!?

I am just too sleepy to care. ??

Mom: Wake up, it’s time for a shot!
Dany: zzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ!

20 pounds equals sleep.

I don’t want to get a shot 🙁 so I will pretend I am sleeping. Zzzzzz.

I’m too heavy to get up.

Maybe if I look fast asleep, they’ll leave me here and I won’t have to get a shot.

Learning how to sleep ? at night.

My eyes are getting heavy — very heavy, according to this scale!

I don’t feel like getting up, so go away!

I slept in till 9:00 this morning.

I’m a heavy sleeper!

Mom, I know my alarm went off. Just five more minutes, please!

How much do I weigh? Zzzzzz!

Now this is what I call R & R.

I’ll be right there, Mom. I’m being weighed in my sleep!

Do you have a pillow?

Mind if I stay here and sleep, because it’s cozy?

Please do not disturb! Weighing is very tiresome!

Hey! Can’t a person get some sleep around here?

Ten more minutes …

Goo goo ga ga, I weigh 10 pounds!

It takes a lot of beauty sleep to look this good!

What a “weigh” to sleep!

Baby: “Just one more minute, Mom, please?”

Who’s the little lazy?

Need … more … coffee …

Too tired to weigh yourself, eh?

I hope you don’t mind, but I’m taking a nap right here.

I’m Garfield’s second cousin. Zzzzz …

Rock-a-bye baby on the scale top.