Young Graduates
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WOW I MUST BE OLD GIVE ME MY STAFF PLEASE !!!
Elizabeth, 10 SandpointConGRADUATIONS, guys!
Rhema, 9 Concord, NCGod has given the determination to get our degrees
Sarah, 11 Reedley, CaliforniaKid #6: “My hat’s not falling off for no reason, you see, I have great brains. (Duh, or I wouldn’t’ve graduated fro Kindergarten)”
Myla, 11 Gladwin, Michigan“Hey, my hat is falling off!”
Emma, 10 Glendale, AZwe finished hight-school!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophia, 9 purcell M.O.Look at us! finishing school in kindergarten!
Sofia, 9 Springfield, Virginiaon the count of three throw your hats! one… Two… Three!!! Aaahh!! the sharp ends are coming down!! Bad idea!! Bad idea!!
Kara, 13 Gentryville, INYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C.J., 9 Grass Valley Cal.We are the smartest people in the world!
Alayna, 13 Shakopee, MNYou see us? We graduated from: Harvard, Yale and Northwestern
AnaKaterina, 11 Chicago, IL“Mom, just pretend you don’t know me.”
“Why, honey?”
“Because I look like the emperor of China dressed as a penguin!”
And there all like???????
Alex, 10 Houston, TexasMe: his is LJ reporting strait from a local school! Here are the young graduates! Ok, what have y’all learned?
All Children in unison: A B C D E F G H I- uh, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8- uh that’s it.
Me: Oh, uh, Ok! Well be kids! Maybe I should ask 7th graders.
Congratulations u have graduated kidergarten hip hip horray
Chloe-jay, 11 Gideon MissouriDo you not wish we could dress in pink and blue instead of black?!?
Bee, 9 Bryan, TexasExcuse me, but we don’t have to go to work now, do we? I didn’t learn how to count yet.
Emma, 11 1/2 Tacoma, WAHey, I can get a job now
Ranti, 10 Regina, SaskatchewanI thought we were big kids and you think i’m cute. What an outrage!
luke, 9 jersey city new jerseyMR Joe Negri: “YOU 7 have graduated!”
Lil’ Mad Tom: “what about me?”
“We are 4-year-old graduates graduating from play-with-blocks-academy! Its fun! For us, at least!!”
Catherine, 10 Buford, GAwait! nobody told me that I was in kindergarten. I thought I was in College!!!
Ellie, 8 colarado springsKindergarten here I come!
Gracie, 11 Canton, MichiganBig Brain.
Bob, 2 Brooks, GAHold the applause, guys. You’ve got a whole bunch of kinder geniuses here.
Lincoln, 12 Calgary, ABOK, Mom, I’m finally done with school. Can I get ice cream now?
Kylie, 12 Boise, IdahoWhy is everyone looking at me?
Naela, 9 Laporte MNwait am I old enough to graduate?
sophia, 8 Nashville TennesseeMolly: “We made it! Graduation!”
Kyle: “We actually have 12 years to go; this is just kindergarten promotion.”
Molly: “…”
Lydia, 11 Waldorf, Md.I am practically the coolest. I mean, who does college when they are 6?
Audrey, 11 Menlo Park, Calif.Me: Mom! I’m finally done with school! YAY!
Mom: No, honey. You’re only done with kindergarten.
Me: Wha-what?! But I’m wearing a cap and gown!
*mind blown*
Look at my flowers, Mom! Don’t they smell good?
Emily, 11 Somerset, Pa.We aren’t supposed to be graduating till middle school!
Liam, 9 Brownsburg, Ind.“Child prodigies graduate nine years early.”
— The Cuteness Magazine
Elliana, 13 Shakopee, Minn.Master Yoda: “May the Force be with you.”
Kids: “So you mean we are Jedi knights?”
Master Yoda: “No.”
Kids: “Aw, man!”
Aren’t we the best?
Abigail, 9 Whitehall, N.Y.This hat is falling off.
Shoshana, 10 Chester, Ill.Can I take it off now? I am getting itchy.
Eliana, 10 Burleson, TexasHow old? Are you serious? I didn’t even do my other six grades! And I didn’t even learn how to count!
Naela, 8 Laporte, Minn.Why do I have to wear this silly nightgown? It is not bedtime!
Rehmi, 7 Ensenada, MexicoMom will be so proud! I skipped six grades!
Caroline, 11 U.S.Fa la la la la! We are big now!
Hope,, 3 Muncie, Ind.Graduation Day is here, finally! No more school! Oh yeah!
Cailyn, 9 Lisbon, IowaMom, look at me! I’ve finally graduated!
Annie, 12 Surprise, Ariz.Now for the cake!
Sarah, 9 Franktown, Colo.Geez, I didn’t realize college would take so long!
Nia, 11 Spokane, Wash.Yay! We’re going to college!
Charis, 10 Mequon, Wis.It’s graduation time!
Ivy, 12 Klamath Falls, Ore.Do people seriously wear these silly gowns, hats and hold flowers? Oh well, I’ll just smile for the camera.
Susannah, 11 Mt. Pleasant, S.C.These hats are itchy!
Lydia and Hannah, 11 and 7 Reading, Pa.School’s out for the summer!
Abby, 7 Centennial, Colo.How long do we have to stand here?
Aidan, 11 Dover, Pa.Look at us! Ethiopia’s youngest graduates!
Micah, 10 Bothell, Wash.