on the count of three throw your hats! one… Two… Three!!! Aaahh!! the sharp ends are coming down!! Bad idea!! Bad idea!!
Grass Valley Cal.
We are the smartest people in the world!
You see us? We graduated from: Harvard, Yale and Northwestern
“Mom, just pretend you don’t know me.”
“Because I look like the emperor of China dressed as a penguin!”
Congratulations u have graduated kidergarten hip hip horray
Me: his is LJ reporting strait from a local school! Here are the young graduates! Ok, what have y’all learned?
Layla M., 11
Fort White, Florida
All Children in unison: A B C D E F G H I- uh, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8- uh that’s it.
Me: Oh, uh, Ok! Well be kids! Maybe I should ask 7th graders.
And there all like😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Do you not wish we could dress in pink and blue instead of black?!?
Excuse me, but we don’t have to go to work now, do we? I didn’t learn how to count yet.
Emma, 11 1/2
Hey, I can get a job now
I thought we were big kids and you think i’m cute. What an outrage!
jersey city new jersey
MR Joe Negri: “YOU 7 have graduated!”
Lil’ Mad Tom: “what about me?”
“We are 4-year-old graduates graduating from play-with-blocks-academy! Its fun! For us, at least!!”
Kindergarten here I come!
wait! nobody told me that I was in kindergarten. I thought I was in College!!!
Hold the applause, guys. You’ve got a whole bunch of kinder geniuses here.
OK, Mom, I’m finally done with school. Can I get ice cream now?
Why is everyone looking at me?
wait am I old enough to graduate?
Molly: “We made it! Graduation!”
Kyle: “We actually have 12 years to go; this is just kindergarten promotion.”
I am practically the coolest. I mean, who does college when they are 6?
Menlo Park, Calif.
Me: Mom! I’m finally done with school! YAY!
Mom: No, honey. You’re only done with kindergarten.
Me: Wha-what?! But I’m wearing a cap and gown!
Look at my flowers, Mom! Don’t they smell good?
We aren’t supposed to be graduating till middle school!
“Child prodigies graduate nine years early.”
— The Cuteness Magazine
Master Yoda: “May the Force be with you.”
Rehmi , 8
Kids: “So you mean we are Jedi knights?”
Master Yoda: “No.”
Kids: “Aw, man!”
Aren’t we the best?
This hat is falling off.
Can I take it off now? I am getting itchy.
How old? Are you serious? I didn’t even do my other six grades! And I didn’t even learn how to count!
Why do I have to wear this silly nightgown? It is not bedtime!
Mom will be so proud! I skipped six grades!
Do people seriously wear these silly gowns, hats and hold flowers? Oh well, I’ll just smile for the camera.
Mt. Pleasant, S.C.
It’s graduation time!
Klamath Falls, Ore.
Yay! We’re going to college!
Geez, I didn’t realize college would take so long!
Now for the cake!
Mom, look at me! I’ve finally graduated!
Graduation Day is here, finally! No more school! Oh yeah!
Fa la la la la! We are big now!
Look at us! Ethiopia’s youngest graduates!
How long do we have to stand here?
School’s out for the summer!
These hats are itchy!
Lydia and Hannah, 11 and 7