“Do you accept this job offer?”
“No, I just wanna talk with you!”
Me: “Nobody is home.”
You: “But if nobody is home, then no one would answer!”
Why can’t I hear you? Maybe I should try the other side. … Nope. … I’m really confused now. … Wait a minute! What’s your number?
I have no phone, but I get one when I am 13.
Meadow Vista, Calif.
Hello? Oh yeah … about that.
Kid, can I give it a try?
Colorado Springs, Colo.
Don’t say anything unless it has something to do with eating crayons.
Locust Grove, Va.
Are you calling me?
Cuteness speaking, how may I help you? OH! you need me to be ADORABLE too?
Why isn’t this phone working? Oh, I forgot to dial the number!
Hello, toddler speaking. Is this Grammy? No, not Grammy? Bye.
Ring Ring Ring! Hello? Is your phone upside-down too? HELLO? Oh, Granny is not here! Bye Bye!
Ring, ring. Is anybody there? OK, nobody is there. Bye bye.
Hello, is this thing on?
Hello. Hello! Hello? I can’t hear you. Hello!! HELLO!
Hello? Let’s talk about how absolutely adorably cute I am.
Bainbridge Island, Wash.
What can I say, everyone gets an important phone call once in a while!
Indonesian Toddler Residency — how may I help you?
Mt. Pleasant, S.C.
Hello? Hello? Why — oh yeah, the phone’s upside down.
Who are you calling? I’m right here.
How does this green banana work?
Hello, I would like to place and order for the cutest kid in the world, ME!
Why does this thing not work?
Hello? Goo goo … bloogie ploogie … goodbye. Goo!
I can’t hear you!
OK, Mommy, time to call Granny.
Oak Harbor, Wash.
Elk Grove, Calif.
Baby on the phone.
Can you hear me now?
Mom, they’re telling me how to find Princess Sparkly Unicorn!
Colorado Springs, CO
Hello from the other side …
River Falls, Wis.
Sorry, guys, I’ve got to take this. It’s important.