If you don’t use them, I will.
I could float over a tsunami with these!
I cant ride all of them … anybody?
Panama City Beach, Fla.
This is heavy!
Well … if nobody else wants them, then they are all for me!
Let’s see YOU laughing when the tide comes in!
Floaties, floaties! Come get your floaties!
“I can’t believe it!” “You mean how many floats that guy has?” “No, I can’t believe how much money I saved switching to Geico. Fifteen minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.”
Do you think I’ll be able to float?
Floaties, get your floaties. Oh no … look out for the shark!
Mommy, take me away from this floating monster!
Look how strong I am! Just make sure you don’t put weights on it ’cause I could fall over … maybe.
Will someone please donate floaties? I really just need a few more.
What am I supposed to do if I cannot swim. Drown?
I think I have 16; no, that cannot be right. I must have 16,000; yeah, that is right.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 … uhh, there are too many to count.
Menlo Park, Calif.
They said we would only bring one floatie, but … they must have miscounted, only by a few.
Can he swim?!
Siloam Springs, Ark.
I am VERY scared of drowning!
I have eight floaties.
Meadow Vista, Calif.
I don’t think I have enough floaties!
Pearl City, Hawaii
Can I have a float, please?
I’m ready to float on a boat!
Which one is for me? Ah! I see a orange one!
Floaties! Floaties for sale!
What? I don’t like sea water!
Do you think I can swim now?
Could I at least have a little help here? Anyone?
I can’t swim, so I need a lot of floaters!
Ready to board Titanic …
Who needs sunscreen when you got these?
Kansas City, Mo.
I need to teach my kids to carry their own stuff …
I want to fly!
Cut Off, La.
These floaties aren’t for me. They’re for the kids!
Now where did I put my wallet?
I have NO idea why you guys keep calling me a pack rat … it makes no sense!
He must have a lot of hands!
Going to the swimming pool, swimming pool, swimming pool.
Hey, where’d all the kids go?
Do you think I’ll float?
River Falls, Wis.
Lost beach toys here! Beach toys!
Beaver Falls, Pa.
I get tired before I go to the beach because I have to blow all of those floats up!
Mt. Pleasant, S.C.
Sorry it took me so long.
River Falls, Wis.
You never know when you might need a good raft.
Oak Ridge, N.C.
Attack of the killer floaties!