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Floaties for Sale

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Mommy, take me away from this floating monster!

Rehmi, 8 Ensenada, Mexico

Look how strong I am! Just make sure you don’t put weights on it ’cause I could fall over … maybe.

Abigail, 9 Whitehall, N.Y.

Will someone please donate floaties? I really just need a few more.

Lilliana, 10 Chester, Ill.

What am I supposed to do if I cannot swim. Drown?

Shoshana, 10 Chester, Ill.

I think I have 16; no, that cannot be right. I must have 16,000; yeah, that is right.

Lilliana, 10 Chester, Ill.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 … uhh, there are too many to count.

Jack, 9 Menlo Park, Calif.

They said we would only bring one floatie, but … they must have miscounted, only by a few.

Molly, 11 Florida

Can he swim?!

Victoria, 12 Siloam Springs, Ark.

I am VERY scared of drowning!

Isabelle, 12 Normangee, Texas

I have eight floaties.

Phoebe, 4 Meadow Vista, Calif.

I don’t think I have enough floaties!

Manuia, 7 Pearl City, Hawaii

Can I have a float, please?

Jasper, 6 Wheaton, Ill.

I’m ready to float on a boat!

Lorelei, 6 Wellesley, Mass.

Which one is for me? Ah! I see a orange one!

Naela, 8 Laporte, MN

Floaties! Floaties for sale!

Cora, 9 moberly, Mo.

What? I don’t like sea water!

Maggie, 11 Midland, Ga.

Do you think I can swim now?

Eleena, 10 Omaha, Neb.

Could I at least have a little help here? Anyone?

Ava, 10 Newton, Kan.

I can’t swim, so I need a lot of floaters!

Kael, 12 Omaha, Neb.

Ready to board Titanic …

Alex, 11 Rincon, Ga.

Who needs sunscreen when you got these?

Maranatha, 9 Kansas City, Mo.

I need to teach my kids to carry their own stuff …

Mirek, 11 Centennial, Colo.

I want to fly!

Luke, 9 Cut Off, La.

These floaties aren’t for me. They’re for the kids!

Cailyn, 8 Lisbon, Iowa

Now where did I put my wallet?

Cody, 13 Broomfield, Colo.

I have NO idea why you guys keep calling me a pack rat … it makes no sense!

Reese, 13 Houston, Texas

He must have a lot of hands!

Andrew, 4 Boise, Idaho

Going to the swimming pool, swimming pool, swimming pool.

Sam, 3 Omaha, Neb.

Hey, where’d all the kids go?

Sophie, 9 Iselin, N.J.

Do you think I’ll float?

Gracie, 14 River Falls, Wis.

Lost beach toys here! Beach toys!

Asa, 11 Beaver Falls, Pa.

I get tired before I go to the beach because I have to blow all of those floats up!

Capers, 10 Mt. Pleasant, S.C.

Sorry it took me so long.

Ethan, 11 River Falls, Wis.

You never know when you might need a good raft.

Ella, 11 Oak Ridge, N.C.

Attack of the killer floaties!

Cora, 11 Clearwater, Fla.

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